imgoingtowalmartyallneedanything:

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

thepowerofblackwomen:

How black women are shaking up the comedy world

kisscheekzhere:

I’m so fckn smaaacked 😵 Lmaooo

martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

tropicalfucko:

god knew what she was doing when she made bruno mars short if he had been tall he would be too powerful

elliebeanz:

straight people really think that i dont want to be around homophobes because i find their “opinions” unsavory like its disagreeing on economic policy or some shit. the reality is that i dont want to be around homophobic people because they pose a direct threat to me, because i am terrified of them and the potential violence they bring, because feeling their judgment is enough to make me lean back into self hatred and shame. please dont act like my refusal to chill with your local bigot is obstinate and unreasonable  

vampireapologist:

gay culture is avoiding eye contact with the salvation army ringers

toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:

undetected-by-the-stars:

sayimrosetyler:

charleypollard:

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

Its never too early to start reblogging this

I love how one set was not enough for him

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

tinklives:

I feel personally attacked by my phone when it tells me to “hold the device steady while taking the photo”.

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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